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Maskerade by Terry Pratchett

I’m currently reading Maskerade by Terry Pratchett, I don’t think I’ll do a full review but just had to say – is this possibly the funniest Discworld book of them all? It’s truly hilarious. From the very first page:

An eldritch voice shrieked: “When shall we… two… meet again?”

Thunder rolled.

A rather more ordinary voice said: “What’d you go and shout that for? You made me drop my toast in the fire.”

Nanny Ogg sat down again.

“Sorry, Esme. I was just doing it for…you know…old time’s sake…Doesn’t roll off the tongue though.”

“I’d just got it nice and brown, too.”

“Sorry.”

“Anyway, you didn’t have to shout.”

“Sorry.”

“I mean, I ain’t deaf. You could’ve just asked me in a normal voice. And I’d have said, ‘Next Wednesday.’”

The story is so entertaining and along the way he skewers opera, popular musicals, publishing, ballet… and some of the best characters are here – Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Agnes/Perdita Nitt, Death, the Death of Rats – it’s an embarrassment of riches. If you haven’t read any Pratchett this would be a great title to start with.

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In honour of Death (the Pterry character)

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What’s BookieMonster Reading? The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett & Gary Joliffe

The Unadulterated Cat

The Unadulterated Cat

A bit of fluffy kitty frippery with which to end the year – The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett and Gary Joliffe.

The Campaign for Real Cats wants you to know a Real Cat when you see one. So Pterry and Gary Joliffe (who did the great illustrations) enumerate the many ways in which one can recognise a Real Cat.

I can’t really review this in the traditional sense, suffice to say if you love teh kittehs and teh Pratchetts this little tome will tickle every bone you own. It’s cute, it’s witty and it’s spot on with its cat observations.

Whimsy with a capital whim. Even Mr Monster liked it. And he is not a man to read a cat book.

4 fluffy little black BookieMonster Kitteh paws up, and a couple of (as Terry puts it) ears “that look like they’ve been trimmed with pinking shears”.

 

BTW Real Cats look like this at Christmas. You can practically see the manner of your death in his eyes. They’re so cute!
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A Terry Pratchett challenge, whatever SHALL I do?

I’ve been taking note of reading challenges on other blogs for a while, but hadn’t really gotten too involved yet – my reading mood can be somewhat erratic.

But the Terry Pratchett 2010 Challenge at Reading Adventures is definitely one I can get behind! The challenge runs until November 30, 2010 and is basically to read Pterry. Oh dear. Reading lots of Terry Pratchett. How ever will I cope.

Alright, enough sarcasm from me. W00t w00t!

Terry Pratchett 2010 Challenge

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These are a few of my favourite things

Since it’s that time of year (uh, the end) I thought I’d get into the prevailing spirit of the times and give you a “… of 2009″ list. Plus it’s time to remember all the good things and the things that make you all warm inside and the things that make you smile.

This one’s entitled My Favourite Books of 2009 (that’d be books I read, not just books published this year).

  1. Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates – again, I say, how did I NOT know about Richard Yates? Oh English degree, how you have failed me. 
  2. Coraline by Neil Gaiman – button eyes will never be cute again. Never. NB this was read pre-blog so no review link. :( Did I have a life pre-blog?? It’s like a haze…
  3. Under the Skin by Michel Faber – *speechless*. Creeped the jeebies out of me. Then made me feel ill. Then made me think, lots. 
  4. The Boy in the Dress by David Walliams - whimsical and funny and perfect and written by my favourite celebrity. Celebrity books can be good – if they’re written well, surprise. 
  5. The Messenger by Marcus Zusak – an ordinary guy being extraordinary – a basic story made powerful by brilliant writing. 
  6. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith – yes, it was total fluffery, but it was such enjoyable fluffery. 
  7. The Worst Hard Time by Timothy Egan – I listened to it as my first audiobook experience. What a good choice (pat on back). History at its best. 
  8. Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett – of course. 

More lists to follow…

P.S. Please thank me for not mentioning the ‘C’ word. And I do rather like whiskers on kittens but I’m not that fussed about raindrops on roses.

And your favourite things?

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